Lunch on the Zambezi River

I was told that as long as it 'aint' standing water, the parasites shouldn't attach themselves to my bod. In other words, the river has to be flowin'. Heck, I think my alcohol content would keep them at bay. So inspite of the 'old wives tale', I think I'll take a swim after lunch. Also, having tasted gater tail, me thinks croc meat ought to taste equally as tasty.

Room Service In Chobe

Ok, so we may not get an 'english speaking' maid but at least they're natives and I am supporting the local economy. Even though they have a little bit of a 'peeping tom' complex

Hippo Yawn

Supposedly, Hippos are known to be the number one killer in Africa. DUDE, I say let bygones be bygones. As we cruise on down the Okavango Delta in our Mokoro canoe I'll let the Hippo's be. They're kinda like me, they enjoy a good meal.

Dinner at Chobe Chilwero

Yet another one of our 'dinner' locales

Our "shower" at one of our site,

barbie aint gonna like this, I say F-it. At least the Lions won't smell her.

Boma Dinner in Botswana

As we 'chow' we'll listen to the "Ghost & the Darkness".

Alcohol GOOD.

TreeHouse Butler

Though he be lacking finesse, he's always on the prowl.

TreeHouse

This is where we sleep while at Sussi and Chuma.

I 'aint' scared of heights but DANG, kinda freakin' wierd.